This bloke walks into a pet shop and says to the owner. "Hey mate I want to buy a pet, but I don't want a boring normal pet, no cats (sorry BC2Tweak), nor any dogs or budgies I want something different." The pet shop owner thinks for a while and says to him that he’s got this talking centipede. "REALLY?" Says the bloke "How much?" The owner thinks for a while and says to him that the talking centipede is only $29.99. The bloke pays the money and takes his new pet home. The bloke goes straight home and he puts the match box with the centipede in it on the table, opens it and says "Hello Nigel (hey I didn’t name him right LoL), you wanna go to the pub for a few beers?" We might see jasonX chuggin a few and chasing his nurses LoL the centipede says nothing!! Figuring it must be tired from the journey he decides to leave it for an hour and try again later. An hour later he opens the match box and says "Hey there Nigel, fancy going to the pub for a few beers?" The centipede again says nothing. Starting to get suspicious the bloke decides he will give it one more hour, and if the centipede doesn't talk he will take it back to the shop and get his money back. An hour later the man opens the match box and says "Last time Nigel, fancy going to the pub for a few beers?" The centipede says "I heard you the first time ya whacker! I'm still putting my shoes on!!!"